North Shore (the movie)
This movie.
Look at how Kiani’s hair becomes the wave: Bitchin’. But then if Rick pulled into the bowl and it closed out, would he get all tangled and would Kiani have to comb him out? Or is every wave a blend of Kiani hair and ocean? And if so, does her hair get a little fried with all that salt water? Also: Lance seems unconcerned at getting burned on this one. He’s like, “I’m just going to carve behind this Arizonan kook. Check my lines, bro.” Also-also: I’m going to go out on a limb and say that the island under Kiani isn’t Hawaii and is actually the Marquesas or somewhere, which leads me to ask if this is a foreshadowing of a sequel where Rick, Lance, and Kiani comedically get stuck on a boat trip together, bonding over how the Aussie chef kinda sucks, but Rick still burns Lance even though they literally have the whole spot to themselves?
TBD
